ME: Hello.SHE: Hi.
ME: Did you just touch my butt?
SHE: Excuse me?
ME: My butt. Someone just touched it.
SHE: Well I don't think I would do that.
ME: I'm sorry, but it's way too early in our relationship for you to be touching my butt.
SHE: ...
7 months ago
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I had a date exactly like that... only the roles were reversed. I must say, it wasn't NEARLY as entertaining. Hehe!
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