1. Curse the day you fed your shredder the "whoops!-it-was-too-fat" AAA account renewal junk letter, envelope and all.
2. Spend hours trying to pick the letter's remains out of your shredder's barbed teeth.
3. Cut a finger. Or two or twelve. Admit defeat. Curse AAA again.
4. Grab some pliers, start yanking on the half-shredded and blood-stained mess of what you couldn't floss out of your shredder's mouth.
5. While yanking, switch the shredder to reverse to induce vomiting.
6. BLEHHHHH!!!
7 months ago
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Oh good! You can expect a call from me next time it happens...
I get one of those AAA letters every other month - even though I canceled my membership 3 1/2 years ago. Stickers + shredder = BIG MESS
apparently you were still able to type afterwards, a good sign. i just opened an AAA membership today... good thing i don't shred documents!
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